Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Retro Disney is Allowed.
Well maybe we could do something like this... I have a story from my youth... I was cutting my sisters hair when... No... It's not really like that... It's sort of the same but not really... You don't like it? OK then. How about this. THIS. No... This? No. This. Hello I am over here... You don't talk much... I like talking... I have a strong connection to depression and MENTAL HEALTH. How many pages? Yes, well no actually... Have you smelt the fresh rain? No of course not... I have smelt the toilets however and they bloody stink. Maybe we could hang tiny parcels from the ceiling and let them drop through out? YES? I like it. I agree. You agree with yourself? When is lunch? This room is cold. I feel deeply moved by Tom Waits. Maybe we could light it from behind... Or from the front... Or from the side... Have you tried that with movement? Have you smelt fear recently? No of course not, why would I? That's a bizarre question. Do you like this? this? or this? I don't like this but I do like THIS. This angle makes me look fat. From the ceiling I will look better. How many stories do you have? I have loads. Like this and this and even THIS. THIS IS REALLY GOOD. LETS GO WITH THIS. Have you every thought about this angle? No it makes me look fat. When is lunch? When is the toilet break? Can I have a cigarette. You don't talk much. Well I kind of prefer to listen. Hello, do you like to listen? No I like Katie and Peter the next chapter. I like this. I agree... On this? or this? Have you smelt the smell of desire at one point in your life? I have felt desir... but.. what do you mean? I have lost the point... Am I... erm... Welsh? I really want to constantly keep my face on the floor. To express feminism you know. What? How does that express femin... Does it? Ok. If you want, it's up to you really. Have you read Theatre of the Oppressed? Have you smelt oppression? No. What kind of ridiculous question is that. It was only a suggestion. I won't make one again, promise. Chocolate bums? From a Soho sex shop maybe? That could work. I am watching her and she is bloody pissing me off. But she has nice shoes. When is it a coffee break? Now. I need COFFEE AND CIGARETTES. Do you like that film? You know the one? Tom Waits... and Iggy... Erm... Do you like Disney music? I don't know the words but I like the songs. Disney? Are you sure? Yes. I like it. I don't. I do... Erm... I didn't ask for this. Do you know Snow White and the seven dwarfs? Oh yeah. Retro Disney is allowed. Of course. WHAT WE COULD DO IS... Well OK... I guess we could... I was kind of wanting to... But it doesn't matter really... Hang the parcels from the ceiling... Hang them... Light them... you know... But OK... I will let it go. Snow white has depression. Has Snow white smelt depression? Felt it? EMBODIED it? We could add more movement... I am not feeling it. I am feeling this though. This? or THIS. Or t-h-i-s. My penis hurts. No? It was only a suggestion.
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