HORSEPLAY

The next Horseplay is Wednesday April 21st and starts at 7.30pm with DJ's until 1am. Entry just £5.


Horseplay is London’s new club experience bringing the best music, visual art and theatre under one roof for one night. Expect pop up theatrical spectaculars and roaming puppet masters, video installation in a stable and a band on the stage. Brought to you on horseback is our host who welcomes you in to this rowdy, boisterous party where the line up is sure to hold your attention and throw a few surprises your way.

www.horseplayartsclub.com

Come and watch me perform with no sleep, no rehearsals and a layer of volcanic ash glazed over my eyes.

8pm-9pm - 'Did you ever know that you're my hero?' Lizzie&Phoebe An intimate performace event for one audience member.
Through out the night - 'Somewhere over the drain hole' Performed by Jill Raymond and directed by me. An intimate performance in the ladies loo.
9pm-10pm - SEXY ZEBRA! MANYROOTS theatre An in-crowd interactive work.
Keep your eyes peeled as there still may be a surprise performance 'Ready Steady Theatre' going on... if I am not all zebra-ed out that is...

KEEP CALM and CARRY ON

"It's okay... On Sunday I have a full day to do lots of work... and to catch up and to read and to update and to write and it will be fine."

My room is really dirty I better clean it.
The flat is really dirty I better clean it.
My clothes are really dirty I better wash them.
I am pretty dirty I better have a shower.
I really fancy making a Moroccan beetroot bake.
I desperately need pears.
Bob (my fish) needs cleaning out.
I'll just pop to Tesco.
I'll just pop to Primark.
I haven't spoken to Michaela for a while, I better give her a call.
I haven't spoken to my Mum for a few hours, I better give her a call.
I have far too many bras, I better sort them out, get rid of a few.
I don't think this floor has ever been mopped.
Beryl and Pete (my stick insects) are actually very interesting, I have never studied them before.
I think I should take up smoking.
My computer screen is really dirty.
I'll just have a crumpet.
I can't work without Jasmine tea, it sounds stupid but I just can't.
My computer keyboard is sticky.
I'll just watch an episode of skins on 4OD, just one.
I'll just check facebook.
I'll just message my ex.
I'll just have a wee.
I'll just have a glass of wine.
There is one can of strongbow left, I better have it.
I might as well finish that wine.
Right, that was productive, bedtime.

I am getting really damn stressed. Work due in. Can't do it. Really can't and everywhere I look round London there are quirky interior household fancies telling me to 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' I am trying...