KEEP CALM and CARRY ON

"It's okay... On Sunday I have a full day to do lots of work... and to catch up and to read and to update and to write and it will be fine."

My room is really dirty I better clean it.
The flat is really dirty I better clean it.
My clothes are really dirty I better wash them.
I am pretty dirty I better have a shower.
I really fancy making a Moroccan beetroot bake.
I desperately need pears.
Bob (my fish) needs cleaning out.
I'll just pop to Tesco.
I'll just pop to Primark.
I haven't spoken to Michaela for a while, I better give her a call.
I haven't spoken to my Mum for a few hours, I better give her a call.
I have far too many bras, I better sort them out, get rid of a few.
I don't think this floor has ever been mopped.
Beryl and Pete (my stick insects) are actually very interesting, I have never studied them before.
I think I should take up smoking.
My computer screen is really dirty.
I'll just have a crumpet.
I can't work without Jasmine tea, it sounds stupid but I just can't.
My computer keyboard is sticky.
I'll just watch an episode of skins on 4OD, just one.
I'll just check facebook.
I'll just message my ex.
I'll just have a wee.
I'll just have a glass of wine.
There is one can of strongbow left, I better have it.
I might as well finish that wine.
Right, that was productive, bedtime.

I am getting really damn stressed. Work due in. Can't do it. Really can't and everywhere I look round London there are quirky interior household fancies telling me to 'KEEP CALM and CARRY ON' I am trying...